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  (4)切忌心ä¸?在焉。和女性约会时,男性应该集ä¸ç²¾ç¥žï¼Œéš?时注æ„?对方的谈è¯?å?Šæ„?图。如果一直也心ä¸?在焉,对她的å?‘问和è¯?é¢˜çž ç›®è€Œä¸?知所对,那对她æ?¥è¯´æ˜¯é?žå¸¸æ‰«å…´çš„事ï¼?下次想å†?跟她约会,她å?¯èƒ½ä¼šè¯·ä½ å?ƒè¶³ä¸€å?¨æŸ 檬。所以,将ç»?å¸¸æ‰°ä¹±ä½ ç¥žæ™ºçš„äº‹æƒ…æš‚æ—¶æ”¾å¼€å?§ï¼?è¬å¦‚ç»?å¸¸æœ‰äººæ‹¨ä½ çš„æ‰‹æ??电è¯?,便索性关掉它å?§ï¼?å°‘å?¬å‡ 个电è¯?ä¸?会æ»çš„ï¼?
  (5)忌问年纪。这个大家å?¯èƒ½ä¸€æ—©å?¬è¿‡ï¼Œä½†æˆ‘ä»?觉得有ä¸?厌其烦è¦?说一次的必è¦?。就算一ä½?女性平时如何的è€?实,如何的诚æ?³ï¼Œä½†å½“她æ??å?Šè‡ªå·±çš„年龄时,总会拼了è€?命去闪躲,éš?瞒以至欺骗ï¼?开始有白头å?‘çš„ä¸å¹´å¦‡äººä¼šå‘Šè¯‰ä½ 她ä¸?晓得“星ç?ƒå¤§æˆ˜â€?是什么,å??é—®ä½ æ˜¯å?¦çŸ¥é?““天煞-地ç?ƒå??击战â€?çš„ç»é›†ï¼Ÿæ€»ä¹‹ï¼Œå??八以下å…å??过外的女性æ‰?会对自己的年纪抱有ä¸?大在乎的æ€?åº¦ã€‚å› æ¤é?¢å¯¹ä¸€ä¸ªå¥³äººï¼Œä½ å‡ ä¹Žå?¯ä»¥æ??出任何问题,但å?ƒä¸‡è®°ç?€ä¸?å?¯ç‰µè¿žåˆ°å¥¹çš„年纪,明白了å?—?
  (6)å°?心地开玩笑。跟女性开玩笑当然å?¯ä»¥ï¼Œè€Œä¸”熟悉的有熟悉的开玩笑方法,ä¸?大熟络的也有å?¦ä¸€å¥—方法。如果是一些有趣的玩笑,对整个相处的气氛也会有æž?好的调适作用。å?¯æ˜¯çŽ©ç¬‘ä¸€è¿‡äº†ç?«ï¼Œæ•ˆæžœä¾¿ä¼šå¾ˆå??ï¼Œä½ çš„ä¸‹åœºä¹Ÿè®¸ä¼šæ˜¯æƒ¨çƒˆçš„ã€‚æ‰€ä»¥ï¼Œå¿…é¡»è¦?æœ‰åˆ†å¯¸ï¼Œå¥½å¥½è§‚å¯Ÿå¥¹ä»¬å¯¹ä½ çš„å??应,切忌得æ„?忘形,æ‰?ä¸?会惹起她们的å??感和愤怒。
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  (8)对她感兴趣。女性很讨厌男性一方é?¢å¯¹å¥¹å¥½ï¼Œä¸€æ–¹é?¢å?´æ³¨æ„?ç?€åˆ«çš„äº‹ç‰©ã€‚å¥¹ä»¬å¿ƒé‡Œä¼šæ€€ç–‘è‡ªå·±å¯¹ä½ æ?¥è¯´æ˜¯å?¦å®Œå…¨æ¬ 缺å?¸å¼•力,然å?Žæ›´æ„ˆæƒ³æ„ˆå??ï¼Œè§‰å¾—ä½ æ ¹æœ¬ä¸?å°Šé‡?å¥¹ã€‚ä¸€æœ‰è¿™æ ·æ„Ÿè§‰ï¼Œä½ å·²å¤±è´¥äº†å¤§å?Šä»¥ä¸Šã€‚å?¦å¤–的一å°?å?Šï¼Œå¥¹äº¦ä¼šå??ç–‘ä½ æ˜¯å?¦å?ªå–œæ¬¢å¥¹çš„身æ??,所以æ‰?与她交往ï¼?
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转:Tips for the first VC Meeting
I had a meeting last week where an entrepreneur insisted on showing me a demo first. He was scrambling around asking for wireless keys and looking for ethernet jacks, while I sat there and tried to engage him in conversation. He lost my interest right then and there. As I started to think more about it, I thought it would be helpful to share some of my thoughts on how to make the first VC pitch a better experience for all participants.
1. Be flexible: Have an agenda but listen to and know your audience. If the VC wants to run a meeting a certain way, be flexible, and go with the flow. I have seen many a pitch where an entrepreneur comes in with an agenda and wants to go through each powerpoint slide in excruciating detail. These meetings typically do not last very long as I wonder what it would be like working with that person or for that person. Deal with questions as they come up, not later. VCs can be impatient at times, and it really bothers me when an entrepreneur says, “Let’s wait until slide 15″ especially when you are just on slide 3. Meetings have a rhythm so be in sych with your audience. Startups require entrepreneurs to be agile and adept to respond to quickly changing market needs. If you are too engrossed with following every powerpoint slide, it makes me wonder how flexible you will be in responding to market conditions.
2. Have a well-honed elevator pitch: If you can’t explain to me succinctly what your product does, what problem it solves, and how you will make money then I wonder how you will explain it to your customers. Don’t worry, I want to see your baby in action, but save the demo for later as I want to hear you articulate these points first.
3. The Slide Deck: make it short and sweet, 15-20 slides will do. However, the best meetings happen when we never even touch the slide deck and end up in a free form conversation about the team, product, business, and market. Many times, I have even found myself brainstorming with the entrepreneur about other revenue opportunities and go-to-market strategies – I just love those types of meetings.
4. Listen and ask questions: try to get feedback about your business and the opportunity. The meeting is not a one-way street. Make sure you figure out if you like me, my firm, and my style as much as I am looking for a similar fit. Remember, it is a competitive market out there, and I need to sell my value add to you as well. Asks lots of questions – be open to feedback but do not be afraid to respectfully disagree. Not all of the feedback you receive will be right and many times it will be wrong, but take all the data you can so you can be better prepared for the next VC pitch.
5. The Demo: First, if you have any web-based business, I would hope that you have the wherewithal to have an alpha version running. As we all know it is cheap to start a company, and if you have not taken the first steps to get a product/service up and running, I am going to wonder whether you have the technical know-how to make it happen or the passion and risk-seeking behavior to be an entrepreneur. I love it when entrepreneurs have sunk some of their own money into their business or substantial amounts of time to turn their dream into reality. This shows me a real level of commitment. With respect to the demo, I like them live, but as Bob Rosenschein once told me, there are 20 things that can happen in a demo, 19 of which can go wrong. So be prepared and have a cached version of your service to walk through.
6. Next steps: In any meeting, never forget to ask about the next steps. What is the VC firm’s process, when will they expect to get back to you, is there any more information that you can provide, etc…
A couple of other points to add:
Pre-meeting: Research the VC, the firm and get to know the types of investments that he/she likes to make, that the firm likes to make, and what is currently in their portfolio. Google is a great resource, look for VC blogs, and talk to others that may have pitched the VC and the firm recently. We need to sell to you as much as you need to sell to us.
A couple of don’ts: don’t be late, don’t be arrogant, and don’t ask for an NDA before you start the pitch
Happy pitching!